The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? A bagel
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
Why was the football stadium cold? There were too many fans.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.