The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They’re both Paris sites.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.
A blonde and a brunette are talking about what to do when their children misbehave during Christmas The brunette says : "I wrap empty cardboard boxes and when a child acts up I toss one into the fireplace." And then the blonde says : "What do you do when you run out of children?"
My ex used to beat me a lot with stringed instruments. Then i realised that she used to do it to all of her previous boyfriends. I would have broken up sooner if i had known she had a history of violins
An alligator and crocodile both walk into a bar. Sitting next to each other, they both order the same drink. The alligator spits out his drink claiming it to be disgusting. The crocodile looks at him claiming it isn't that bad. The alligator looks at the crocodile and simply says one thing: "Well that's a croc."
What's 60 feet long and stinks of piss? A conga in an old people's home
Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies.
Why did the opera singer go sailing? They wanted to hit the high Cs.
There's a beautiful irony in the fact the history channel is showing less and less history...As if the history Is in the past.
I took saxophone lessons for six months... ...until I dislocated my jaw. How did I know I was supposed to blow in the small end? (credit: Tommy Cooper)