The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What do you call a flat earther vampire A no-sphere-atu
While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.
Why do dragons make good accountants? The economies of scale
I just saw a squirrel pooping. That shit was nuts.
Hugh Laurie just got his American citizenship! He now goes by "Hugh Truck"
Apparently Boy George has... ... a pet lizard that bites people up to 5 times a day.He needs a calmer chameleon
My friend once had a job circumcising elephants Well according to him the pay was lousy but at least the tips were huge!
Why are mummys scared of vacation? They're afraid to unwind.
Teacher: "Class, I am going to test you on tenses today." She point to John and says "John, if I say 'I am beautiful', what tense is it?" John stands up, gives the teacher a perplexed look and after thinking nice and hard says "Well, it obviously is past tense."
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!
It's dark, gloomy with a slight bit of fog. The little girl grips the man's hand tightly as an owls hoot echoed through the rustling trees... "I'm scared" said the little girl."You're scared?!" Said the man. "At least you don't have to walk back alone!"
What do sheep like to do in the summer? Have a baa-baa-cue!
What do you put in your interstellar trail mix? Astro-nuts