The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
A man is walking down the street with a length of string trailing behind him ... Why are you pulling that string along ? asked a nosey cop. The mans answer? “You try pushing it”!
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
What music do mummies like? Wrap music.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What do owls say when they go trick or treating? Happy Owl-ween.
What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted? Nothing, because he was already stuffed.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
I asked the librarian if books about paranoia were avaiable.
How do you get a good price on a sled?' 'You have toboggan.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.