The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
If someone pushes you off a 100 story building, how long does it take you to get to the bottom? The rest of your life.
I don't get why people think "War and Peace" is a tough read. It's only 3 words.
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet? Chewing gum
I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around.
Horologists probably never get tired of hearing the same repeated jokes when they mention their profession. They deeply appreciate things that happen like clockwork.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly. I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
As my wife-to-be strolled to meet me at the aisle, looking beautiful in her wedding dress, I could tell something was wrong... She told me she was going to kill me... It was a thinly veiled threat.
I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree. I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.- Stollen from Norm's new show.
In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even *sc*ience can explain that...
I have a phobia about cards. But I'm dealing with it.
What do you put on a lonely grilled cheese sandwich? Provalone
What happened when the skinny butcher backed up into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.
I have a friend whose favorite element is potassium. I personally think it's "just 'K."
A poem In days of oldWhen Knights were boldAnd toilet lights were dimYou'd hear a splash and then a shout'Oh no! He's fallen in'
My son Luke loves the fact he's named after a Star Wars character My daughter Chewbacca, not so much