The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What makes a basketball court trendy and accessorized? The hoops.
What goes hahahaha' right before a gigantic crash, but keeps laughing? A monster laughing its head off.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
When my wife is depressed I let her color in my tattoos. She just wants a shoulder to crayon.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
What did the sink tell the toilet? You look flushed!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?'
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.