The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
How does the rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.