The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Finally my winter fat has gone… Now, I have spring rolls.
What's a tornado's favorite game? Twister!
I tried to start a professional hide and seek team, but it didn't work out. Turns out, good players are hard to find.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put a little boogie in it!'
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
If you see a crime happen at the Apple store, what does it make you?' 'An iWitness.'
Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.