The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a kangaroo whos in love with a sheep? A wolly jumper
Caesar: Brutus, what do you call those pillars we use in our buildings? Brutus: Columns, sir.Caesar: You call them sir? I know you don't have the authority I do, but have *some* self-respect.
What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot? 671 Hallmark movies.
Sometimes I put lots of stuff in the cart and leave without paying. What are your online shopping habits?
The phone rings at Crayola Headquarters {green-green-green}"Yellow?""May I speak to Mr. Brown?""Please white while I transfer you."{pink}
I literally only know two phone numbers 911 and J.G. Wentworth’s.
How do you describe how Al Gore plays drums? Al-Gore-rhythms!
One of my favorite memories as a kid was when my brothers used to put me inside a tire and roll me down a hill. They were Goodyears!
Q: Why did the broom decide to go to bed? A: It was very sweepy.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, Let's make this interesting. So we stopped playing chess.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
I slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fireplace!
What's a bad wizard's favorite computer program? Spell-check.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
What do you call a typo on a headstone? A grave mistake.