The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
2 blondes are on a Cruise on the Nile. Unfortunately they fall overboard. After a while crocodiles start approaching them. One blond sees them and tells the other: “Oh look how sweet! Rescue boats from Lacoste!”
The police bring a phone to the station for questioning. They soon find out his shocking crime. He was charged in connection with battery.
What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t!I checked the last time this was posted was 3 months ago!Btw it’s my cakeday 🙂
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? Wooly jumpers
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the boat doc.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What do ghosts serve humans for dessert? I Scream.
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?!
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What’s your name, son?' The principal asked his student. The kid replied, 'D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.' 'Do you have a stutter?' the principal asked. The student answered, 'No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.'
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? “Hand eeeeeyeeeee……'