The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I went to buy a pair of camouflage pants, but I couldn’t find any.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of the computer? The Space Bar.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.