The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

Dogs can’t operate MRI machines — but cats-can.

Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.

Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.

What did the squirrel say when he had to choose between staying still or jumping down? I’m really on the fence about this one

I have a space pun But i need a little more time to planet

Astronauts release a photo of Hurricane Harvey... Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; "Houston, you have a problem."

If a bank gets robbed by ghosts, then it’s a Polterheist.

What does a ghost of Christmas past never get? A present.

What's the difference between Taxes and Texas? Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

What bounces and makes children sad? The checks I write to the Make-A-Wish foundation.

You hear about the snail who had to call a tow truck? He couldn't make 'is car go

A wire just fell from the ceiling I was shocked when the electrician couldn’t fix it.

A news chain started asking people what's their opinion on a food shortage around the world The venezuelans asked what food isThe Europeans asked what shortage isThe americans asked what the rest of the world is The chinese asked what an opinion is, then got arrested for asking too many questions

"My last name is Smith, because my dad was a blacksmith." "My last name is Fisher, because my dad was a fisherman." "My last name is Dickinson, and I dont like this game"

What recipe uses chicken, shrimp, okra, and elephant sausage? Dumbolaya