The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Be a winner. Never, ever take drugs. Sell them.
I've never dated a clam but i have pulled a few mussels
When I was in Japan I was asked by a woman on the train, "What's black and white and red all over?" "Wow" I replied. "You speak English?"She replied, "Just a riddle".
To take her mind off being mistakenly judged Miss Universe,Miss Columbia went to get her teeth whitened.. The Dentist told her she needs a crown.
What are the two possible things that can happen when a ghost writer dies? He becomes a ghost-ghost writerOr...Drake's career ends either of the two.
What did the polar bear eat after the dentist fixed it’s tooth? The dentist
Why did the Skittles go to school? *They wanted to become Smarties*
Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a kilometer away.
Do you know the joke of little Jef in the bathroom? Me neither, the door was locked.
What sort of dice has its opinions formed by preconceived notions? A prejudice
When I was at the immigration office, I interrupted an officer answering his phone and told him "Ship them back where they came from. They have a tendency to explode". He arrested me for being Islamophobic. As I was dragged out, I was yelling "I was talking about your Samsung Galaxy Note 7!"
Made love to my wife for 64 minutes last night Thanks, Daylight Savings Time!
A crab walks into a bar... The Barman says "I can't serve you mate, you're already walking sideways".
I was spending too time pairing socks after they’d been washed When I buy new socks, I now glue them together
Choosing pencils is impossible for me, I'm always confused with the amount of blackness I need. 2B or not 2B, that is the question.