The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you — it's a little fishy!
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do computers eat for a snack? Microchips.
A submarine sounds the emergency alarm “What is it? cries the captain.“It’s the navigation, sir” replies the commander. “I can’t get our bearings! There don’t seem to be any continents in this region!”And that’s why this sub went down. A lack of a regional continent.
What type of toilets do pirates prefer? Port-a-potties.I'll sea myself out.
I've got this problem where I can't stop telling airport jokes My doctor says it's terminal. I really hope this joke takes off and that it doesn't fly over anyone's head. Otherwise, it would be plane awful.