The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
My friend who was new to the internet asked me for a link to a translator When he received it he told me 'this is the link for r/jokes'I replied 'yeah everyone there's currently translating jokes from many languages '
They say the worst place to be in a cooking competition is last place... ...Tell that to the crab.
I love how Pit Bull announces himself at the beginning of every song giving us time to change the song.
So here I am in the Internet Cafe... ... with the angriest, ugliest bastard I've ever seen reading every word I ty
Livid, just found out that Prince Phillip died in the Queen's Arms. I thought they weren't open till Monday!
Have you heard the one about the letter with no postage? You wouldn't get it.
What does two rice grains in the sink mean? Some Somalian has been up all night puking.
Just got and took 4 grams of shrooms for half the normal price. I am literally beside myself
How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.
I shocked myself on the power outlet today It doesn't feel good. It hertz
A gorilla goes into a bar and asks for a gin and tonic..... ....the barman says “that’ll $25 please and I must say we don’t get many gorillas in here”“With prices like that I’m not surprised” responds the Gorilla.
I prefer my sandwiches to have 3 slices of bread. I'm looking for other people like that so we can start a club.
A man gets a job at a computer store that sells food shaped computers. He was fired for trying to take a byte.
Visitors to the zoo were not sure they liked the changes to the bear exhibit It was Polarizing