The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why does Santa have such a big sack? Because he only comes once a year
Hagrid: You're a unit of power, Harry Harry: I'm a watt?
Kid: I'm cold. Dad: Then go sit in the corner - it's 90 degrees!
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. No, I said. It's to look at.
What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry I'll ketchup.
Why did the bicycle collapse? It was two tired.
Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says: Oi - get out. We don't want your type here. Beef jerky.
How are a hippo and Zippo similar? One is very heavy, the other's only a little lighter.
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!