The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
What does a bee use to brush its hair?' 'A honeycomb!'
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'