The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Anyone looking to buy a Delorean? Good shape, good mileage. Only driven from time to time
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
One crab to another crab I think I have lobsters
What do you call a donkey cleaning your windows An ass wipe
Why are women so bad at parking? Because they are constantly told nonsense about what 20 cm\* is like.\* about 8 inch.
I had to get a new pair of scissors today. The old ones just weren’t cutting it.
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
What's the difference between a cult and a religion? In a cult, there is someone on top that knows it’s all nonsense.In a religion that person is dead.
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
I met up with a girl from tinder. She asked me to tie her up and do anything i want... Guess who has gone fishing.
What do clouds wear? Thunderwear.
How do you talk to a giant? You use big words!
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'