The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

The beach thought he had crabs. He went to the sexual health clinic to be shore.

So Two Blondes are stand on a pair of Tracks So two blondes are standing on a pair of tracks arguing, “They’re deer tracks”, “No They’re Bear Tracks “ Half a Hour a later they get hit by a train

All my friends told me I have no self-awareness Ridiculous, if I had no self-awareness I think I'd know.

A science teacher tells his class... "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1774." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1774! Otherwise I would have died without it."

Little Red Riding Hood walks alone through the dark forest. Suddenly she hears a rustling behind a thick bush.She pushes the branches and bushes aside and suddenly the big bad wolf is sitting in front of her."Oh, bad wolf. Why do you have such big red eyes?""Get out of here. I'm pooping!"

I have some fine parking skills. I was complemented on my parking at the courthouse today. Someone left a note saying parking fine.

This girl ran up to me at the cemetery and said "I need to pass through the cemetery but I'm scared to walk alone. Can you walk with me across?" I said "Oh yeah of course. Don't worry, I used to be super scared of cemeteries when I was alive too."

i have no idea how so many people didn’t make it out the labyrinth it only took me a minotaur two

Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network? They're calling themselves the "ca-hoots".

cruise ship, war ship, sail ship, cargo ship, battle ship, tanker ship, icebreaker ship all kind of ship have made their trip to Liverpoolall except Premiership

During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password: "MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why they had such a long password, they rolled their eyes and said: "Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."

I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a body part. If you take away my first and last letter, I suck. What am I? pear

What does the ghost of a panda bear eat? Bambooooo.

The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.

I just got my diploma from my Skydiving class. I had to repeatedly drop out to graduate.