The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a Mexican Owl? Hoolio
A dsylexic man walks into a bra Read it again if you didnt get it
A man is in an emergency room complaining of severe stomach pains and bowel trouble. The attending physician advises that the patient will need a rectal exam. The doctor positions the patient on the bed on his side and puts on a latex glove... As he lubes up his glove, he says, "Don't get excited and move too much like last time, Daniel."The patient says, "My name isn't Daniel."The doctor says, "Mine is."
Why were Russians indifferent about the Cold War? Because they lived in the So Be It Union
Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here."The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
Why are atheists bad at exponents? Because they don’t believe in a higher power.
In honor of the spooky season, what do you call a compressed pumpkin? A squash :3
Longest Drum Solo The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 25 minutes and it was performed by a child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo.
What type of toilets do pirates prefer? Port-a-potties.I'll sea myself out.
Madness at the Snowman's rave last night.. All the Carrots were off their faces
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
How do cows stay up to date? They read the Moo-spaper.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.