The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
The military told me that I was being drafted. You know what I did? Iran.
Elon Musk is reported to have written a short joke on his Crew Dragon rocket I guess the real joke will be in the comets.
What is an ambulance's favorite game console? Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
During lock-down I have mastered jigsaw puzzles. I have just completed my first one in just over 10 and a half weeks.I feel so proud of myself, on the box it says 5 to 6 years.
What’s the difference between putting a microchip in a snail and punching a grasshopper in the face? One is bugging a slug.The other is slugging a bug
With the US Open going on...how do tennis players discipline their kids? Mostly with their forehand, sometimes their backhand.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
I went to a smoke shop only to discover it'd been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar.
What do ghosts wear to see better? Spooktacles.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
“Knock, knock. ' “Who’s there? ' “Nobel. ' “Nobel who? ' “Nobel, so I knock knocked. '