The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What do lawyers wear to work? Law suits.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
What did one elevator say to the other elevator? I think I’m coming down with something.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
Why do birds fly south? Because it’s too far to talk.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
Do you know what the biggest state is in the US? DaNile it has a population of 74million.
What is a ghost's favourite exercise? Deadlifting