The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.