The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
Did you hear about the guy that evaporated? He'll be mist.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
What did the Dalmatian say after dinner? That hit the spot.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
I failed my driving test today. The instructor asked me, “What do you do at a red light?” I said, “I usually check my emails and see what people are up to on Facebook.”
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.
The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald Duck!"