The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee fish!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride.
What do you call a nun on a mobility scooter? Virgin mobile(Credit: TheScrubKing)
The Story of Ruth and Johnnie Once upon a time...Ruth and Johnny drove through the woods To see what they could see. The car hit a bump. Then Ruth hit a tree. But Johnny went on. Ruthlessly.
I destroyed a bag of leftover Chinese food It was an act of won ton destruction.
When you have a pillow fight with a memory foam pillow, that's a pillow fight you'll never forget.
Why cant Egyptian crocodiles get through the 5 stages of grief? They keep getting stuck in de Nile
Billy Bob and Bubba are walking down a trail when they spot a human head under a bush... "Lookit that, Bubba!" Billy Bob says. "Ain't that cousin Jeff?"Bubba picks up the head, raises it to his eyes, squints, then shakes his head."Naw," he says. "Jeff was taller."
There’s gonna be a 50p coin commemorating Brexit It’s nearly done. They just can’t decide what to do with the border
I'm dating a girl called Ruth.. .. once she dumps me, I'll be Ruthless! HAAAA!!