The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What's the name of the Thai superhero that fights crime while dressed as currency? Bahtman.Or is it The Bahtman?
So Mike Tyson dies and becomes a ghost. What is his favorite thing to eat for breakfast? Ethereal(A cereal)I'm proud of this joke
As a toy manufacturer, I've always believed that only kids know what kids want Which is why I only open factories in China.
Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell of a cliff? Because she was wearing her mittens.
What karate move are pigs known for? Pork chop
Do you know why flamingos lift up one leg when sleeping? Because if they lifted both legs they'd fall
A Snail was admitted to the hospital because he got ran over by a tortoise. Doctor: You’ve finally woke up! Can you tell us what happened?Snail: I really have no idea it all happened so quickly!
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
A: Why are peppers the best at archery? B: Because they habanero.
Why don't mummies take time off work? They're afraid to unwind.
What's a vampire's least favourite meal? Steak.
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe? Oh my toe sis!
What do frogs use to track their exercise? Fit (rib)bits.
What do you call two witches who live together? Broom mates.
What do you call a person in a tree with a briefcase? A branch manager!