The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Is that you, Mr. Mosquito? In the flesh!
What did the dollar say to the yen? You are so invaluable, it doesn’t even make cents!
What's the worst part about being a cross-eyed teacher? They can't control their pupils.
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
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What does a stoner do when he sees a space man? He parks in it, man.
Where do you find a Samurai who would give his life for you? on Oni Fans