The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!

How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent.

Did you hear about the hungry clock. It went back four seconds.

How do you get a mouse to smile? Say “cheese.”

“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”

Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.

5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.

I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey until I turned myself around.

Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.

A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.

What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1

What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom

When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.