The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I just spent $300 on a limo and learned it doesn't come with a driver. I can't believe I have nothing to chauffer it.
Why did the computer get glasses? To improve its website.
You know people say they pick their noses… but I feel like I was just born with mine!
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kabobs.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
What do you call a fancy fish? So-fish-ticated.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.