The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
“I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.”
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
What kind of cars do ghosts drive? Boo-gattis.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? Me: What’s a pirates favorite letter?Unwitting person just living their life: R?Me: R’s what you’d think but it’s the C they love!
Three blondes are walking when they come across tracks. The first blondes says “I know these, they’re deer tracks!” The second says “No! They’re bear tracks” Finally the third speaks up and says “Your both wrong! They’re obviously fox trails!” They were still arguing when the train hit them.
Why do I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing? Because I always get a hole in one
Owls: I do not know What, Where, When, or Why I only know who
My Grandmother found and flushed my weed so, I hid her weelchair...... Now neither of us are rolling
I used to play triangle in a reggae band. I would stand at the back and ting.
I was walking along and I saw a guy fall into a nest of mosquitoes... ...it was malarious!
Two gentlemen are walking through the West End on their way to a show. One turns to the other and says, “I have a feeling a large number of right-wing wazzocks are going to be there tonight. Trust me, you’ll see the... Queue anon.