The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it is raining in Sweden?
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
What did the sink tell the toilet? “You look flushed.”
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
What do houses wear? An address.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?