The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.

I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.

Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.

What did the snowman say to the hipster? Man, I thought I was white

Today I cooked something for my family and they all said it was terrible. Jokes on them, the smoke detector thought it was fire.

I'm color blind and the other day I thought I could actually detect purple, but it was just a pigment of my imagination.

I just got scammed by an Irish cat, but I should have known.. It was your classic Leopard con

What do you call a female crab who is also single? Miss. Shell

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

I didn't quite get my girlfriend's complaints about my passion for Grease songs... So I asked her to tell me more, tell me more.

practicing with the violin A little boy goes to his weekly violin lesson, but when he opens the violin case he blurts out a curse, and slams the case shut again. "What's wrong?" asks the teacher."It seems my father is going to rob the bank with my violin"

I was boiling some noodles until the pot suddenly began to float. Needless to say, it was soup rising.

An Internet Explorer user was recently mugged by a snail, a turtle, and a sloth. When reporters asked him if he could describe the muggers, he responded, "Not very well. It all happened so fast."

A German goes on holiday to France. He gets to passport control and the woman asks "Occupation?" "No, just visiting." Said the guy.

What did Donald Trump say to the cow? Fake moos!