The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How do you organize a space party? You planet.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he couldn't see that well!
Did you hear about the cold dinner? It was chili.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
Which days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a man who can’t stand? Neil.