The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
How do computers form intimate relations? They insert the floppy into the disc drive.
A guy storms into a bank, pulls out his gun, points it at a teller and hollers, “Give me all your money or you’re geography!” Trembling, the teller stammers, “D...d...don’t y...y...you m...m...mean h...h...history?” The robber screams, “Don’t change the subject!”
A little old lady would feed two squirrels in her backyard everyday. One morning the old lady goes out to feed them and finds them dead. She decides she can't live without them and takes them to a taxidermist. She asks to have them stuffed. The taxidermist asked if she wanted them mounted... "No!" She said. "Holding hands will be just fine."
How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space? It's a little meteor.
When the heat turns down,we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting. We call it our Con Den session.
How do dogs play Among Us? One is the impawster, and the others are chewmates.
What does a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? They’re both safe until you light them on fire and put them in your mouth.
So my family is considering matching tattoos. My eldest sister recommends flowers.My middle sister recommends fruits.My youngest sister recommends Pokemon.Me? I suggest we get dinosaurs so I can show my ass cheek and get a tattoo of a Mega-Sore-Ass.
30 Seconds To Mars for only 5 Seconds Of Summer? I'd better get my Nickelback or there'll Panic! At The Disco.
What's either a really gross animal issue OR an impressive, magical school? Hogwarts.
Why do vampires love baseball? They turn into bats every night.
Why couldn't the family leave the room after playing with Legos? They were blocked.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Mars bar.
What do horses say when they fall? I can't giddy up.