The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character? The Count
Heard about the Trump fruit salad? It's mostly orange 'm' peach.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Did you guys hear about the fatal accident at the cheese factory? A photographer was photographing a group of tourists when a huge wheel of cheese fatally ran overhim.To be fair the entire group was yelling out CHEESE!!!
In the 1970s, as manager of Baskin Robbins', my mom was tasked to create new flavors related to Richard Nixon... Her choices, as she told me, were 'ImPeachments & Cream' and 'Watermelon-Gate' (as a sorbet).Both were denied. This is actually true.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a 15 pound marshmallow… I woke up this morning and I couldn’t find my pillow.
Why did the man ask his boss for more salad? He thought he was due a celery increase.
The golfer rewarded himself with new pants.. .. after he got a hole in one.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Drac Frost
Spin the Bottle When I was a kid, all of us kids played 'Spin the bottle'. A girl would spin the bottle. If it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a penny.By the time I was 16, I owned my own house...
I have a James Bond bank account It reads as follows, 0.07
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
Why was the color green notoriously single? It was always so jaded.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.
Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm not that scary!