The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What's 90 degrees but covered with ice? The North and South Poles.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
MY friend made a joke about the flooding of South Asia. I stopped him and sad: "Too monsoon man."
What did the stingy schizophrenic finally come to realize after years of therapy? That Sharon is Karen...
They named a new scent after the coronavirus It's called Leave Me The Far Cologne
School report. My teacher gave us an assignment to tell her our idols and then say what we would do if they walked in our house. I got off easy because I said Stephen Hawking.
Boss shows up at a job site Boss: "Bob where were you I've been looking for you since morning!!!!! It's lunch time already!!!!"Bob: "Boss, a good employee is hard to find."