The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Can February March? No, but April May!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
Shouldn’t the “roof ' of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Why are pigs bad drivers? They hog the road.
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? “GRRRAAAIINS!”
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
This morning, Siri said, “Don’t call me Shirley.” I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.