The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
What do you call a fibbing cat? A lion.
Our vacuum cleaner is getting old. It's just gathering dust.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
What do you call a line you wait in to buy a grill? A Barbe-Queue.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.