The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
Why was the broom late? It over-swept.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
If I had to smell like two things for the rest of my life, I'd pick lavender and citrus. But that's just my two scents.
Sean Connery had a load of books fall on his head, thanks to dodgy DIY He has only his shelf to blame
A mushroom walks into a bar and sidles up to a stool. Bartender: “You’ll need to leave. We don’t serve your kind here.”Mushroom: “Why not? I’m a . . . fun-gi.”
I was hosting a dinner party and everyone thought my food was bad Exept the smoke detector, that thought it was fire
How warm is a janitor's closet? Broom Temperature.
Why don’t they use big fans to blow air on windmills for energy? Engineers can’t agree on a wind-wind situation.
I just saw my math teacher lock himself in his office with a piece of graph paper. I think he must be plotting something.
A man forgot to zip his trousers... so a lady told him politely... “Sir your garage is open.” The man gave her a naughty smile and zipped his trousers and asked.. “Did you see my Range Rover parked inside?”The lady smiled back and said..“No, just one small Toyota with two flat tires.”
I visited a cafe and ordered eggs for breakfast this morning. The woman behind the counter asked, "How would you like your eggs cooked." "Does it affect the price?" I said. "No, not at all." she replied. "In that case I'd like them cooked with bacon, sausage and tomato please."
Why do the ninja turtles make terrible office mates? They always destroy the shredder.
There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of. Kind of.. Kung Fusing
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password? A battering R.A.M.