The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite dish at a BBQ? Ribs!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
Can February March? No, but April May!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
There’s a disease that makes you uncontrollably tell airport jokes. No cure… it’s terminal.
Have you heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mainly wrap.
What do you call a locomotive carrying bubble gum? A chew chew train.