The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
9 and 5 walk into a haunted house... 9 leans over and whispers "I'm squared."5 laughs and replies "I'm not, that would be irrational."
I was finishing an apple and I nearly chipped a tooth on it. It was pretty hardcore.
TIL that singing will scare bears. You just have to be a bearatone.
Did you hear about the lazy perfume-maker? He made no scents.
Scientists have recently discovered that 97% of the worlds population is kind of dumb. Phew, thank god I'm part of the other 5%.
Why was the document arrested? Because he was a PDF-file
Why is eavesdropping at the Oval Office like watching Sister Act? Either way, you're gonna hear a con-vent.
Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in cuba for $1.50 and in jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00? Those are the pie rates of the carribean.
Why did the elephant paint itself lots of different colors. So that it could hide in the crayon box. Courtesy of my 4 y/o niece.
Ran into Robert Downey Jr. randomly at a club the other day He was in his Iron Man getup but without the helmet and was dancing with glow sticks by himself. Anytime anyone tried to come up to him, he'd push them away, curse at them, then continue dancing.He was Stark, raving mad.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content. A coronaissance, if you will.
What do you call an athlete doing drugs ? A Speed runner
After a horrific accident, 2 children were raced to hospital by an air ambulance. The air ambulance won.
What group of people never get angry? Nomads.
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos