The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
there were 30 cows and 28 chicken. how many didnt? 10
hard to find coins, hard to find killer... A rare coin dealer was found dead in his shop on thursday morning.Police said he was beaten 'cent-less...'
What do you call a ghost poop? A spookie dookie
What do frogs use to track their exercise? Fit (rib)bits.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.'
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
Why are spiders so smart? They can find everything on the web.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?' 'Walking. JK! Rowling.'
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. 'That's my stepladder,' he said. 'I never knew my real ladder.'
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.