The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
Vin Diesel eats two meals a day. Breakfast and breakfurious.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
How do you throw a party in outer space? You planet.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.