The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
If money doesn’t grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
Putin visits Estonia Immigration officer says: "Name?". "Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin". "Address?" "Kremlin, Moscow, Russia". "Occupation?" "No, this time just visiting".
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken. Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
What is the coolest letter in the alphabet? B, because it is in between the AC.
If anybody is alone during the festive period please don't hesitate to let me know. I need to borrow some chairs.