The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
And infinite number of mathmeticians walk into a bar. The first one goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. The second one orders half a beer. The third one orders 1/4 of a beer. The bartender stops them and set 2 beers on the bar and says’ “You guys need to know your limits.”
If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill? As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.
A Chinese takeaway order is about 25 dollars. The price of gas to get there and back is about 3 dollars. Realising that you forgot one of the containers at the shop is riceless.
If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chances of a stroke by 50% Let her finish the bottle and she'll probably suck it as well.
What do an internet junkie on dialup and an F18 pilot have in common? Both break out in cold sweat when their screen show NO CARRIER.
If the Green Lantern is weak to the color yellow, if you pissed on him, would he become weak? Either way, he'd be pissed
What has sixty feet, three teeth & seventeen dollars? The front row at a Insane Clown Posse concert
Social Distancing is so unbelievably stupid If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.
Fifty Shades got $47 Million at the box office... There seems to be a lot of women who don't get offended by a billionaire grabbing a girl by the pussy.
Does every Tickle-Me-Elmo have to have test-tickles before they leave the factory? No, Not every one, only the males
What's the difference between a vaccuum and a Harley motorcycle? The vaccuum carries its dirt bag on the inside.
An accountant opens up their spreadsheet, only to find all the numbers missing. Their cat is sitting by the desk, looking smug. I dont know why they're so suprised, cats are good at knocking things off tables.
Why is it dangerous to have more than one violin in your house? Because it leads to domestic violins. (From my 9 year old...)
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake.