The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish!
What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A witch's vehicle goes brrrroom brrrroom!
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Posting about Covid-19 on the Internet..... Seems to have gone viral.
Blind man walks into a shopping mall Picks up his lead dog by the leash and starts spinning over his head. Security: ah, sir, what are you doing?Blind man: nothing, why? Just looking around.
Did you hear about the villain who was charged with trying to flood the city? He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
What is a ghost's favourite exercise? Deadlifting
What dinosaur is a writer's best friend? Thesaurus
I opened my GIF file and there was something wrong with it. The computer screen became blank and the GIF came to life. The man from the GIF rushed toward me , said something and sprinted out of my room He said "I'll be back in a GIPHY"
This morning I ran about 4.5 miles in just 17 minutes Why can't people keep their large size dogs chained???