The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
What’s a horse’s number one priority when voting? The stable economy!
I used to run a dating service for chickens. But I was struggling to make hens meet.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”