The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
I can’t find my ‘Gone in 60 seconds’ DVD. It was here a minute ago.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing
Where do you learn to make a banana split?' 'Sundae school.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
I begin to read a horror novel in Braille. Something bad is about to happen, I can feel it.
When two vegans get in an argument, is it still called a beef?'