The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for funeral services ffs! That's the last thing I need!
A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
What did the tired dragon make for dinner? Flamin yawn.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, 'Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?'
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.'
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.'
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots…
Where do boats go when they're sick? To the dock.