The Best (and Worst) Silly & Dumb Dad Jokes 👋
Embrace the silliness with our collection of silly & dumb dad jokes! These jokes are packed with goofy punchlines and ridiculously funny puns that are sure to make you laugh (or at least shake your head). Whether you’re in the mood for a laugh-out-loud moment or just want to share some cringe-worthy humor, our silly & dumb dad jokes will hit the mark. Explore the funniest jokes that are delightfully dumb and endlessly entertaining!
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down…
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.
Why do nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
What do you call a fly with a sore throat? A hoarse fly.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.